no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
