You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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