sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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