No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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