U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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