eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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