He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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