So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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