What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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