I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
