She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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