She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize