my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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