so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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