I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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