i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize