I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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