Kiss
Puke
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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