I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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