come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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