Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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