Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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