i just google imaged poop.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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