Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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