a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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