she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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