Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
