I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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