No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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