Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
