I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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