i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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