Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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