No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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