My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm too high and old for this...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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