walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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