yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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