A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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