I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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