Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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