Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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