Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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