Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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