wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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