ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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