worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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