So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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