Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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