It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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