Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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