Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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