She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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