so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You were trust falling into bushes
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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