I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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